I’ve decided that God exists.
If you asked me why, I would tell you that if I fell back to my Judeo-Christian roots, God created people in his image. In that case I would think He exists because there are poets in the world. And that means God is a poet.
This proposal is entirely based on my opinion that it is symptomatic of a poet to be content with being revered, without being fully understood.
Then you would ask me if I assume God to be relative, since I’ve based my argument based on an opinion. And to that I would then reply, “Of course God is relative!”
God’s the Father!